Well it took me six months, but I finally reached my 111th post. I know most people do this at the 100th post, but I didn't have the time. So I will be celebrating today, on day Eleventy-one, by writing eleventy-one things about me.

1. I have a dachshund named Snoopy. He's lazy and good for nothing.
2. I also once had a hamster named Cookie Dough. He lived for three years and is now in a shoebox under my bay window.
3. I have a California King size bed that makes me room look three times smaller, but I wouldn't give it up for the world.
4. I kept a piece of my tail light from my first wreck. It's on a shelf next to the bed.
5. I'm an only child, and my parents spoil me.
6. I had a sister who died as a baby when I was two. Her name was Natalie.
7. The only kind of pizza I like is cheese.
8. I'll eat pepperoni or even hamburger on occasion, but it's not as good.
9. The only thing I can make from scratch is peach cobbler.
10. My favorite color is cerulean, but my room is green and yellow.
11. My apartment bedroom will be in green and pink.
12. Even though green's not one of my favorites colors.
13. I drive a gold 2000 Malibu LS.
14. I told my dad I didn't care what kind of car I got, so long as it wasn't gold.
15. It also happens to be the same color as dirt, so I never wash it.
16. If he'd wanted me to wash my car, it shouldn't have been gold.
17. I do like the sunroof, so I can't complain too much.
18. I've seen every single James Bond movie ever made.
19. I've seen most of them at least twice, except On Her Majesty's Secret Service because George Lazenby sucks.
20. I'm half British - my dad was born in Manchester.
21. I like Irish, Scottish, and Australian accents better than British.
22. At this very moment, I am looking up cruises for Spring Break to celebrate my parents' 30th anniversary.
23. Last time they took a trip like this was to Hawaii, and they left me back in Georgia.
24. It won't happen again.
25. Even if Dad is under the impression that I'm not going.
26. One of the most valuable things in life is a long, hot shower.
27. I like to play with Scotch tape.
28. I have three best friends, one of which is my mom.
29. My hair refuses to curl.
30. I have 9 different colored solid tank tops from Old Navy. I have an addiction.
31. I have matching flip flops for each one. Addiction number 2.
32. I have a pink Razr phone that I love, even if everyone always told me they were crap.
33. I live in a yellow house that used to be sky blue.
34. It has a red roof (even though Dad swears it's brown).
35. Destin is my other home.
36. I have a strange attachment to Van Gogh's Starry Night that started all because of a Cyndi Lauper album.
37. I really like mixing paint.
38. The only authors I cannot read are Charles Dickens and Jane Austen.
39. I took ballet for five years and jazz for one.
40. I performed in the Nutcracker and Beauty and the Beast.
41. But I can't dance.
42. Aladdin is my favorite Disney movie.
43. Belle, Jasmine, and Ariel are my favorite princesses.
44. I wear Princess perfume, by Vera Wang.
45. My favorite lotion is Magnolia Blossom from Bath and Body Works, but it's been discontinued.
46. I use my Garmin GPS all the time. It saves my life.
47. Sometimes I watch it just for fun even when I know where I'm going, and I end up getting distracted and passing my destination.
48. I love strawberry jam (not jelly, not preserves), but not strawberries.
49. I've never eaten a watermelon.
50. The only cat that's ever liked me was eaten by an alligator.
51. I hate snakes.
52. And spiders, lizards, and frogs.
53. Pretty much all reptiles.
54. Except turtles. I like to feed them pancakes.
55. I get into pancake battles with my mother.
56. I joined Twitter specifically to follow Tom Felton. I'm sad.
57. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl is my favorite movie.
58. Ave Maria is my favorite thing to sing in the kitchen when no one's at home (great acoustics in there).
59. I like to make fleece blankets. Both my parents and all of my cousins have one. I have three.
60. I have more books than I know what to do with, but I'll never get rid of a single one.
61. I'm too cheap to buy dresses, even though they're comfier than anything else.
62. The first and only alcohol I've ever bought was some English Scotch for my dad.
63. Getting through US customs was a nightmare because I was convinced they'd find it, and I'd get arrested.
64. I had tuna noodle goo for dinner.
65. You must be related to a Dekalb Co. fireman to know what that is.
66. I like to take pictures, but I never remember to take my camera anywhere.
67. My favorite kind of gum is the blue 5 kind.
68. It used to be Polar Ice Extra.
69. I live in a Beaver Cleaver type neighborhood.
70. I would rather spend the day inside reading by the fire instead of playing out in the snow (when we actually have snow).
71. I will never eat another Chick-fil-a milkshake because it once gave me food poisoning.
72. Right before Thanksgiving.
73. I very rarely get really angry with anyone.
74. I honk everytime I pass a golf course in the hopes that I'll make someone miss the ball because I think it's funny =]
75. Because of an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode, I'm afraid of pool drains.
76. I live in the Poultry Capital of the World.
77. The Civil War is my favorite time in American history because I think it's the most interesting.
78. There are a lot of Beatles songs I only like in the Across the Universe remake.
79. I've recently started to watch NCIS on USA every single day.
80. I have a crease in my nose from rubbing it up and down my entire life.
81. I've actually gotten a nosebleed in the nosebleed section. I'm not sure they're related.
82. My face refuses to tan and is usually several shades lighter than the rest of me.
83. I highly support the lottery because it pays for my education - thanks HOPE!
84. I like writing in pencil better than I like writing in pen.
85. I have to sleep with my door and the hall door closed because I was told as a child fire couldn't get me that way.
86. I've always wanted green eyes.
87. Braces were absolutely awful, but my Herbst appliance was about as nice as a medieval torture device.
88. I was on colorguard in high school, and joining was one of the best decisions I've made.
89. Because I got to march in a parade in New York
90. And eat cat in Chinatown.
91. My first and only job was at Banana Republic.
92. It made me hate people.
93. Especially Asians. Not in a racist way, but they mess up stacks more than anyone else.
94. I can't wait for Shark Week!
95. I'm glad they put it at the end of the summer because if I saw it in May I wouldn't get in the ocean.
96. I'm constantly on the lookout for animalage.
97. Dirty Jobs and Ice Road Truckers are two of my favorite TV shows.
98. So are Myth Busters and America's Next Top Model.
99. I would rule at Cash Cab if I ever got in it.
100. I love horror movies, but I spend most of the time watching them with my eyes closed.
101. My favorite one is Darkness Falls, but the most scared I've been is watching The Descent.
102. I have vastly different vision in each eye: 20/100 in my right, and 20/25 in my left.
103. One day I'll get lasik surgery so I won't have to worry about contacts ever again.
104. I love brightly colored, decorated socks.
105. I don't like inanimate objects to stare at me.
106. I would cheat on my husband with Taylor Lautner.
107. Just because I like the guy doesn't mean I like the movie.
108. I know how to make apple pie... with no apples.
109. The B flat scale on the piano is my favorite to play.
110. Sheboygan is one of my favorite words.
111. Complete with distractions, this took me about three hours to finish.

Anyone know where the phrase eleventy-one comes from? Brownie points if you can guess without Google!